You Can Call Me Whatever You Like

Everyone has a few nicknames or alias that they go by. I think have too many.

Thaoee ( email address for many sites and oddly enough dubbed by my first boyfriend Anthony. Even more odd is that every boyfriend has called me Thaoee. Oh, a lot gal pals and my sister call me Thaoee too).
TaDow ( my oldest nickname. I've been dubbed this since the 7th grade I think).
HowNowThaoDaoBrownCow? ( yes, one big slur of a nickname. Make this my oldest nickname. Had this since elementry school ).
T-Bird ( dubbed by Lisa ).
Bird ( a shorter version of T-Bird).
Mama Bear ( dubbed by my PS kids ).
Thaoee Daoee ( dubbed by the current ex. Please don't call me this. It makes me want to break something pretty. One of my employees made the mistake of calling me that and I nearly took his eye out).
Scrappy Doo ( dubbed by Red for obvious reasons).
Queen Thao (because queen takes all. I eat princesses for lunch).
Pistol Thao. Bang bang. ( dubbed by my old beloved CEO ).
T ( because saying Thao is such a mouthful).
Tiffany ( my white girl name).
Tao ( yeah like the club or religion. I spell my name like this at Starbucks for convience).
TheeyOo ( the most common way to mispronounce my name. Which I hate dearly. That's why I use Tao when a name is requested upon point of sale).

So what did you think? Too many nicknames? Or is it a normal amount?

Lesson if the day: say my name! say my name!

-- Post From My iPhone